Jessie Ann Amanda Mary Sue Leah Maya Ericka Theresa Dogsledding-Fandel

 (b. 2012), also known as The Girl With A Million Given Names, is a Hartlanian girl who is the daughter of Jenda Dogsledding and an unknown Mr. Fandel. While her father is unknown, it's either Daniel Fandel, Dimitri Fandel, Donashuree Fandel, Spy Fandel Sr. or Valve Fandel. Because Dimitri is redheaded like Jessie Ann Amanda Mary Sue Leah Maya Ericka Theresa, he is most likely to be her father.

Trivia

 * When she was three years old, she suffered a crippling addiction to alcohol. While it's illegal to drink it under the age of seven in Hartlania, she first tasted it on holiday to Kuboia, and continued to drink it even after she got home. This was cured with hypnotherapy.
 * She is Purple Dogsledding's niece.
 * She is still in nappies at age 7 for some reason, and is in crippling debt of £2,140,567,211,939,930,123,456,789,000.