Xoey dawson

Not to be confused with Zoey Dawson "Blimey, they're a right plonker!"

- Xoey in 2017

Xoey dawson is a

Early life
Xoey dawson was born to Maria Jones and Danijel dawson wa wa wa

Controversy
On September 29, 2012, Xoey was arrested for allegedly stuffing her friend, Ericka Streets, in a suitcase. She was later released on a £100,000 bail by her friend Ericka Streets.

In the morning of July 13, 2013, Xoey was caught drunk driving, causing her to have her license suspended until December that year. When she was caught drunk driving again on 6th February 2014, she was taken into police custody for 62 hours.

On June 20, 2014, Xoey was caught selling illegal copies of pirated Britney Spears albums online for absurdly high prices. She was sent to court on the 26th, where she was fined £4,000,000 and was sentenced to five months in prison. She was bailed out by her friend Ericka Streets on June 29 of that same year, at 12:15 pm.

On June 8, 2015, Xoey was caught asking Nora Poehler where the cheese was. She was sent to court on the 12th, where she was fined £4,000,000 and was sentenced to ten months in prison. She was bailed out by her friend Ericka Streets on June 27 of that same year, at 12:15 pm.

On March 12, 2016, Xoey was caught shoplifting a Britney Spears CD from the local shops. She was sent to court on the 14th, where she was fined £8,000,000 and was sentenced to five years in prison. She was bailed out by her friend Ericka Streets on March 29 of that same year, at 12:15 pm.

Personal life
She had a baby girl with Spy Fandel, but Xoey got diagnosed with high blood pressure while pregnant and had to get an abortion so the baby would not have birth defects.