Sigourney Dates Dina Ligourny

Sigourney: The taxi driver was a right plonker! *farts* I wonder what she's wearin'! *enters the restaurant*

Dina: Hello. Are you Sigourney?

Sigourney: Affirmative. Are you Dina?

Dina: Of course!

Mortina: Would you like to order now?

Sigourney: Affirmative. What would you like, Dina?

Dina: I'd like something hot with red meat.

Sigourney: We'll take an order of pumpkin pie.

Dina: I will eat it but I will not enjoy it!

[Spider drops down from the ceiling]

Dina: What's that?

Sigourney: Shall we squish it?! *lets the spider roam around*

Dina: What a cutesie little spiderkins! Anyway, do you have any stories to tell me?

Sigourney: Affirmative. Here is one you might enjoy. I used to own a pet pug...and he became a local champion!